June 2012
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
bluekindofmusic: if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some...
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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“You think it’s right to charge us for things just because we don’t have the...”
– Client response to my hourly design fee in an invoice.  (via clientsfromhell)
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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aestheticsbedamned: ander-son: finnickerr: Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence I am eight but I will soon benign brb, dying.
Jun 1st
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Bo Burnham: When I say "hey" you say "ho"
Bo Burnham: Hey
Audience: Ho
Bo Burnham: Hey
Audience: Ho
Bo Burnham: That's basically how Hitler rose to power
Jun 1st
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romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video  
Jun 1st
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richwhitelesbian: wetherz: ‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’ the da vinci code has been cracked “I like nerdy boys” = “I like hot boys who wear glasses”
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 30th
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Annie Hall
I fucking love this film….so funny, I always forget how funny it is “Can I get an autograph? It’s for my sister.” “Who should I make it out for?” “Ralph.” “Your sister’s name is Ralph?” “It’s for my brother!”
May 30th
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May 29th
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WatchWatch
ironicun1corn: teensexdrive: somepeoplecallmetrey: who-s4ys: magicleawicked: chasing-ch4nces: theparadisekids: janoskianspage: perfectinmyownperfectway: No one, and I mean no one deserves this. don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it this video deserves a billion notes so please stop...
May 29th
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meowhong: Perfection
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Poster puppies
shitmystudentswrite: How hypocritical is it that PETA’s poster woman is former, bosomy showgirl, model and actress, Pamela Anderson. Thankfully, the second most abundant element on earth is silicon, but nonetheless, I still wonder how many animals were harmed in the making of those puppies.
May 29th
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