February 2012
278 posts
Abortion, Babies, and the Moral High Ground →
garlandgrey:
[No babies were harmed in the making of this metaphor, but one was fed a few tiny marshmallows to keep him quiet.]
You know what I love? Babies.
I am totally down for the babbling and the obnoxious cooing and the soft baby whispers into baby’s ear and OH MY GAWD, THE TINY BABY HAIR, MUST KISS. I will change diapers and make bottles and play peekaboo and watch a baby rock in one...
roffelcoptah asked: All the odd numbers!!!
snapturtle asked: numba 17!
OSCARTIME. OSCAR CLASSY!
OSCAR TIME OSCAR TIME OSCAR TIME OSCAR TIME OSCAR TIME
What’s with all the mustaches? And I don’t care about the red carpet! Let’s get in the theater!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
roffelcoptah asked: All the numbers!
snapturtle asked: 28
Analogies
shitmystudentswrite:
Denzel Washington is to acting as cookie dough is to ice cream; Amazing!
SO TRUE.
